I just wanted you to know that you've made an incredible job with this game, especially since 20th of December. Most of the players will agree with me. I haven't seen a negative comment since then.
Anyways, here are my tips to make this game even better, according to your new politics:
1) Boost Shotguns. We need our Shotguns BOOSTED!! They're not that powerful.
2) Aimbot, Wallhack, Invisibility. Make them legal. 2500 Battlefunds for 3 days Aimbot. Sounds great, huh?
3) Ask people what's their favorite weapon and nerf them! Or, make them cost DOUBLE!
4) More Jet TRAINING POINTS. Steer Right (1 training point), Steer left (1 training point). The jet's too easy to pilot as it is now.
5) Server Search. To be able to search servers you'll have to pay 100 battlefunds. To play, another 150 battlefunds.
6) Knife. 3 training points to be able to get knife. WTF?? Everyone has it. Too OP if you ask me.
7) Crouch, walk, run. 1 training point for each. Or 75'000 Credits.
8) Flag Capture. Being able to capture a flag (5 training points or 2500 battlefunds). Not everyone should be able to capture a flag. It's too UNBALANCED as it is.
9) See/Hear the enemy. To be able to see or hear the enemy you'll have to pay 2500 battlefunds or spend 5 training points.
10) Drive Vehicles. To be able to drive vehicles you'll have to spend 3 training points, or enter your REAL LIFE driving license code. Not fair if everyone can drive.
I'm looking forward to get a job at EAsy since my revolutionary ideas.
I also invite you guys to post your other tips for a better P4F xD
With sarcasm, Bellamikov!
Nicely done! I hope they're listening because they are obviously losing a lot of revenue.
I have a few more,
11 - Your screen will become black until you get 300 kills or pay 10000 BF (yes, you're supposed to get the kills and pay the BFs with a black screen...good luck!)
12 - If you wear prescription glasses or contact lenses and you're actually doing well you now must take them off to level the playing field or pay 500 BF per hour of play
13 - For 3000 BFs or 10000000000 credits the developers themselves will pay you a visit at home and tenderly massage your...........................wallet so the money slips out more Easily
14 - If you get to the top of the scoreboard you must pay a penalty of 1000 BF
15 - To win a game without actually bothering to move your mouse or clicking just open the in-game store and enter the auction for the win. Remember to bid more and bid often. Try to get your whole team involved to improve your chances of success. There is a reserve price of 5000000000 BF. Don't worry, it's not real money and it lasts forever.
16 - After reassessing the situation Easy voids all paid for wins as they were unfair. The new price to buy your wins back is 700000000000000000000000000000000000000 BF each. Don't worry, it's not real money and it lasts forever.
17 - Just to simplify things Easy now offers direct deposit. Just deposit your pay cheque directly into Easy's account.
18 - Easy really, really, really would like you to consider selling your blood, semen and other bodily fluids and give them the money.
19 - Have you considered selling some of your organs yet? A kidney will get you 25 BF, a lung will get you 30 BF.
20 - What do you mean that you ran out of organs to sell? How about you make Easy the beneficiary of your life insurance?
Ridiculous? Farfetched? Remember what happened the last time you underestimated Easy's capacity for screwing you? Yep!